this is a collaborative writing project that doesnt need much of an introduction. if youve been on the internet enough to actually find yourself on a neocities site, then congrats, youve probably stumbled upon the scp foundation at some point. if you really need an explanation, though, the scp foundation is a fictional secret organization dedicated to containing, documenting, and studying paranormal/supernatural objects, beings, phenomena, etc. most people know scp for at least one of the many video games it has spawned, such as containment breach and that one roblox game based on scp-3008 (both of which i have not played nor do i really care to at this point in time, although from what ive heard theyre both pretty good). lately, though, scp has experienced a resurgence in popularity, mostly because of those god awful scp exposed channels. eugh

i wont try to pollute this page with that uninspired, dull cashgrab scp exposed shit though. what do i have to say about scp?

my thoughts in general

i love scp. literally love it to death. why would i be making this if i didnt? it's been a special interest of mine since about like...2075? i remember my very first fave being scp-053, a seemingly normal three-year-old girl that'll unconsciously make you try and kill her if youre even around her for too long. as of currently shes not really on my favorites list anymore, but she is still very important to me, being the scp that actually got me into the foundation in the first place and all. you can check out her article here.

i cant really like...explain why scp has me in so deep. it just does. idk. one time i saw an scp fan call it pokemon but scary because of how many fucked up little things this foundation has and i have to agree. that certainly adds to the appeal for me. there is just so much you can read about on the scp site its so cool

my favorite scps

what are my favorite scps? good golly im so glad you asked!!! giggling and kicking my feet!!!! patting my face while blushing!!! hehehe!!! *explodes*

• scp-321, scp-590...the brights in general basically. i love the brights. especially scp-590. ummm 590 is a 16-year-old empathic healer and scp-321 is his 10-foot-tall younger sister who can heal 5 times faster from injuries than normal human beings can and is also technically a stillborn child. this makes more sense in context i swear. their articles both need a serious rewrite (COUGH the r slur on 590's article COUGH) and given the chance i would rewrite them at the drop of a hat. my blorbos
• most of the eric articles (scp-066, scp-168, etc). one time scp-5102 gave me a brief delusion that i was eric and then like a day later i realized i was just mentally ill. that one is my favorite honestly...fucked up sapient bpd diary my beloved
• scp-2030, laugh is fun!!!! laugh is so fun. we hope you laugh to laugh your socks off because this article is to make the laugh a lot! so laugh, in fact, that youll be laughing all the way to the laugh! laugh so fun. laugh good. anyway this is afv if it was mentally sick in the head
• scp-732, nothing much to this scp but it corrupts text documents and turns them into leetspeak xD so random type stuff and i find it amusing and silly. hehe. hehehe
• scp-3999. it's so hard to explain this thing just read the article. but its so good and surreal what the hell
• scp-426, i am a toaster. this article is about me, a toaster. i cause people to involuntarily talk about me in the first person. i am very iconic on the scp website and for a good reason! im incredibly goofy. haha. i am a toaster
• scp-1867, a sapient speaking nudibranch that believes he is a british explorer. he's so freakinf silly i cant get over it its insane. lord theodore thomas blackwood you will always be famous

that's all of my favorite scps i can think of at the moment!!! they are all so great i think

foundation personnel

of course, if youre going to have a top-secret organization, you'll need people working there. scp is no exception. this place is full of fucked up little workers. and i mean fucked up as in the foundation therapist literally canonically said theyre all mentally sick in the head and im not joking. anyway here are the ones i care about the most

• dr bright, immortal bioengineer guy most well known in the fandom for his CrAaAaAzY antics. this is a part of his character, but in the article dedicated to his pranks and practical jokes this aspect of him is exaggerated for comedy. in reality he is also very depressed. like incredibly depressed. and also hes a Scheming Little Bastard like many of the other personnel actually
• dr clef. i dont even know what he is. no one does. hes a three-eyed cheshire-grinned freak of nature that would likely be contained as an scp if he wasnt so damn good at his job. he had a fling with an actual fucking goddess once and had at least one(?) child with her. is probably plotting to kill everyone he knows. do not let him eat an entire tin of altoid mints in one sitting
• dr glass, the aformentioned foundation therapist. very nice guy. wrote a whole section on him below. he is my husband. this is very brief because im saving all of my infodumping for that section specifically because i am gay
• agent diogenes!!! CANON NONBINARY HOLY SHIT!!!!!!! theyre in charge of public liaison stuff, which if you dont know what that means they basically help the foundation like. Stay A Secret and such. they blackmailed a us senator once. also theyre technically dr brights assistant which is hilarious. dr glass has a massive crush on them. theyre the synpath ever of all time they are so me
• dr iceberg, guy with a body temperature of -7 degrees celsius who is doomed to fill out paperwork for the rest of time. his defining character trait is that hes an asshole that probably has a mental disorder or two and i love that for him. go ice boy go

i will probably add more later lol but. i really wanna talk about my husband so

i really really really love dr simon glass a lot like romantically i adore him with my life

art by me!

• hes a therapist. take a wild guess as to why my mentally ill ass is in love with a therapist
• on his personnel file when it says he has a soft spot for humanoid scps and that he "lacks the emotional detachment in most scp personal" shut up you dont get him like i do he is so sweet
• HIS LITTLE!!! exchange with diogenes on the routine psychological evaluation article please go read it um umm...easily flustered romantic ♡♡♡ love him
• when hes trying to get an answer for the inkblot test out of dr gears in the psych evaluation article and glass says he sees it as a fluffy puppy oh my god i love him
• whenever people draw him like. i cant explain it. all soft and kind looking with little to no prominent sharp edges and stuff. it makes me go insane hes so
• dr brights little note at the bottom of his personnel file being like "god you actually think im gonna write something facetious about glass down here. cmon its glass thatd just be rude" even he knows how Important and Great and Amazing glass is
• he is so nice but the fact that he used to be a field agent means he could probably kick my ass and im content with that
• he would treat me right i wish he was my therapist

i am so gay for this fictional therapist it is insane. it is definitely due to emotional trauma and the need to feel loved and cared for by someone adequate to do so btw. anyway im normal time to play anomalous barbies kissing in hell again